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Carebeareatu
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About Carebeareatu : I am very natural about a lot of things, and too chill in the most dramatic situations. I am a lover of the arts, playing cello for almost eight years, and I have a love for our government. I'm different, and I know it. It is awesome, and I know I'm awesome. (Kidding.) Some things about me and my character is that I want to be a social worker when I grow up because I see them as heros to the underclass. I've grown up with them all my life and I want to contribute to society the way they do. I am seventeen, and I am struggling to get into college before time is up. I love to craft (My best work is dream catchers), garden, blog, and write. I love to write, a lot. I have an interest in many types of dance also, such as ballet, but I cannot dance, sadly. I love to read a lot, but lately have no time to since my internship at the Animal Center. Most of my attention and time is now spent there. If you haven't noticed, I feel awkward writing bios about myself, so just message me.

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

#79769
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50322) - you deserved it (2326)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

#15968
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41776) - you deserved it (2417)

On 02/08/2009 at 9:14pm - intimacy - by ADT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

#14097
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (485211) - you deserved it (43599)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

#13746
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36588) - you deserved it (2474)

On 02/07/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by klv8 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (528530) - you deserved it (37928)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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