About Carebeareatu
Ooooh gurl, are you my GPA? Because I know I can do better but I'm too lazy to try. I'm 19, and in love with modification. Piercings•Tattoos• ect... I play a lot of fps games and rpg, but have an undying love for retro gaming. I work at an animal shelter, and foster abandoned kittens 6 weeks and under (: I love meetin and talking to new people so Hmu! Xbl: ChaosJeene Psn:Carebearseatu Snapchat:ChaosJeene
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Carebeareatu's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    24%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    17%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    35%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    42%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    89%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    98%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Carebeareatu's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By use your brain mother / Tuesday 16 June 2015 05:47 / United States - Springville
By KingFML1 / Sunday 14 June 2015 17:16 / United States - Sayre
By baby_trex_arms / Tuesday 5 May 2015 15:13 / United States - San Francisco
By King.Dick. - / Thursday 2 April 2015 14:21 / United States - Windsor Heights