About Carebeareatu : I am very natural about a lot of things, and too chill in the most dramatic situations. I am a lover of the arts, playing cello for almost eight years, and I have a love for our government. I'm different, and I know it. It is awesome, and I know I'm awesome. (Kidding.) Some things about me and my character is that I want to be a social worker when I grow up because I see them as heros to the underclass. I've grown up with them all my life and I want to contribute to society the way they do. I am seventeen, and I am struggling to get into college before time is up. I love to craft (My best work is dream catchers), garden, blog, and write. I love to write, a lot. I have an interest in many types of dance also, such as ballet, but I cannot dance, sadly. I love to read a lot, but lately have no time to since my internship at the Animal Center. Most of my attention and time is now spent there. If you haven't noticed, I feel awkward writing bios about myself, so just message me.
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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 10:15am - misc - by Sarah - United States
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 2:50am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
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On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
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On 12/30/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML
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On 12/05/2012 at 5:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 1:23am - love - by foreveralonecatlady (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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