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by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 1:05am / United States / Animals
Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2013 at 6:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by fmmmmlll / 06/12/2012 at 1:29am / United States / Health
by girly / 04/12/2012 at 12:06am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
by Hannah / 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
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