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Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

#20690610
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I agree, your life sucks (56721) - you deserved it (7299)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

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On 05/25/2013 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

#19774662
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27755) - you deserved it (2023)

On 06/12/2012 at 1:29am - health - by fmmmmlll (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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231 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
245 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML

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On 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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