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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 79
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

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202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24642) - you deserved it (8421)

On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

#20028986
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48152) - you deserved it (3428)

On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML

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200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31140) - you deserved it (8577)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML

#17436127
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21987) - you deserved it (13539)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35930) - you deserved it (309705)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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