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Butterfly_21

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 December 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>Tshep4209</b> - the 05/09/2013 at 5:56pm

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Butterfly_21's favorite FMLs

Today, I was closing the deal on this beautiful $200k ranch in the country. The buyer soon pulls up and we get to discussing the contract terms, soon the buyer asks the seller," Wow why is this house going so cheap?" The seller replies, "Do you believe in ghosts?" There goes my $8,000 commission. FML

by dontaskdonttell / 04/24/2009 at 2:27am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

by joe / 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm / United States (California) / Love