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today my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primiesodophobia. What is primiesodophobia , you may ask? Well , it's the fear of loosing your virginity. big fat FML

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194 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:23am - intimacy - by virginkiller (man) - Singapore

YESTERDAY, I DECIDD TO SHAVE MY BALLS. WHEN I WAS FINISHD, I VACUUMD UP THE MESS ON THE CARPET, AN THEN THE FRAGMENTS OF HAIR STILL ON MY BALLS. VERY BAD IDEA. FML

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225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (52937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

Taday after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow , he found me later , in her room , with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
219 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Farted In Front Of Husband. It Somehow Turned Into A Farting War. Then I Realized This Is The Closest We've Come To Intimacy In A Week. FML

#19180837
96 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 6:55am - love - by Susan - Canada (Ontario)

my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top , he started speaking in a robot voice , then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
202 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have there "official licenses in muff diving". big fat FML

#19124149
381 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

TODAY.. . MAH BOYFRIEND WOULD RATHER JERK OFF THAN HAVE SEX WITH ME . EVEN IF I'M NEXT TO HIM IN BD . FML

#19121562
237 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 9:23am - intimacy - by Gabi - United States (New Jersey)

Today..!! I found out that mah favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex an delaying an orgasm!! FML

#19117009
322 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, I had to explain to girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating!! FML

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218 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like ( I love you. ) I replied ( I love u too baby ), to which he laughed then said, ( I said I wanted u to blow me. ) FML

#19095316
106 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, I received a cute letter in locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
97 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Taday I was dumpd. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheatd on me with. FML

#19013163
118 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm - love - by Nanabanana1 (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AND I WORKED TOGETHER ON A VERY DIFFICULT YARD PROJECT. AFTERWARDS, I THANKED HIM AND OFFERED HIM A SPECIAL TREAT. HE WAS DISAPPOINTED TO FIND I MEANT SEX, NOT COOKIES. FML

#18992832
224 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)



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