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Burrito111's favorite FMLs
by tapeissticky591 / 07/14/2012 at 1:49am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by shorty4 / 07/13/2012 at 10:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by LetItRip / 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm / Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 2:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML
by I_Has_A_Fishy / 07/10/2012 at 3:33pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
by FauteuilEver Alone / 07/05/2012 at 4:11am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 12:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Intimacy
by LonelyShowers / 07/04/2012 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
by Jenna / 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
by bob / 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by hypocrite / 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
by spiderfail / 07/03/2012 at 4:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked… Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put…