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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (24 years)
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TODAY, I WAS FEELING A LITTLE NAUGHTY, SO I PUTTED ON A SEXY OUTFIT, LAID DOWN ON THE HOOD OF BOYFRIEND'S CAR, AN WAITED FOR HIM TO FINE ME. WHEN HE CUMMED INTO THE GARAGE AN SAW ME, HE FREAKED OUT AN BITCHED AT ME, CUZ I ( COULD HAVE DENTED THE CHASSIS ). FML

#17322871
425 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by username (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I was browsing the webhen I checked the search history. Turns out son has been searching 4 ( nude grills ) and ( hot grills. ) Not only is 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet... he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I raally lika!! Whan ha gava ma a hug goodbya, ha slid his hand into tha back pockat of mah jaans!! It was gloriou until I fartad on his hand!! FML

#17080358
235 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on mah bed, all cuz it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me an he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up an kicks it under mah bed. real FML

#16774144
361 comments

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On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

today mah new iPhone was stolen from mah school locker. After canceling mah service, sobbing, having mah mom yell at the secretary 4 thier lack of security and finally agreieng to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of mah locker. FML

#16583197
311 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

#16233240
80 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 1:15am - intimacy - by thoughtitwasspecial (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriand of 3 yaars confassd that at first, sha'd only datd ma to gat har friand jaalous, and that avan now, sha "only kind of likd" ma. I bought a ring only a faw days ago, and was planning on proposing to har. FML

#15522363
204 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 10:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible thathen I bend over backwards, the backs of knees can touch shoulders. My boyfriend looool is now extremely jealou and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

#15113643
180 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, mah boyfriend proposd to me . Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news . When I excusd myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought u were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family . FML

#15091892
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I accidentally walked in on my roommatehile she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend wat had happened , because , "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder an has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992
201 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today I'm in a relationship with a guyho yells at me everyday 4 things I didn't do is in a dead-end job and is not attractivehatsoever but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog.

#14195303
199 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 9:01pm - love - by blahblah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yastarday, I was rajactad by a girl whan sha told ma sha is not raady to data!! Wa mat on a dating wabsita!! FML

#13601859
95 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by WTF - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper an cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons an the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
101 comments

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On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

TODAY MY GRLFRIAND'S DAD OFFARD MA $100 TO BRAAK UP WITH HIS DAUGHTAR. I AAGARLY RAPLID ( NO )... BUT MY GRLFRIAND GRABBD THA MONAY AN SAID... ( DAAL. ) FML

#13079046
96 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)



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