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BurningGrannies
  • Town/Country : Oss, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1296
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

#14271579
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34964) - you deserved it (3128)

On 12/20/2010 at 11:15am - love - by pinkfloyd777 -

Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

#14254809
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38703) - you deserved it (3245)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

#14147287
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45012) - you deserved it (2946)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

#14090266
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4064) - you deserved it (45725)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

#13857180
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38136) - you deserved it (5803)

On 11/15/2010 at 8:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

#13854444
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28543) - you deserved it (4705)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

#13644556
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6555) - you deserved it (18735)

On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32667) - you deserved it (19790)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

#13241865
177 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML

#12797652
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6019) - you deserved it (29956)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by constantine - United States

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11122) - you deserved it (35579)

On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML

#11927489
78 comments

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On 07/16/2010 at 7:48pm - work - by MSURebel70 (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38694) - you deserved it (8816)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

#7927518
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25596) - you deserved it (2755)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)



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