About Burninggrannies
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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    44%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    11%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    16%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    34%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
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Burninggrannies's favorite FMLs

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 January 2013 22:44 / Canada - Rosetown

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

By anonymous / Tuesday 9 October 2012 05:53 / United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

By Failed Parent / Thursday 11 October 2012 06:59 / United States

Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML

By ohgod. / Wednesday 10 October 2012 02:59 / United States - Daytona Beach

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 9 October 2012 08:38 / United States - Murrieta