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BruisedGiraffe

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  • Number of visits : 816
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About BruisedGiraffe : Not much to say, I'm a reclusive guy. I been on here a while but rarely comment.

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Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71079) - you deserved it (8003)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13207) - you deserved it (36336)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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