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About BruisedGiraffe : Not much to say, I'm a reclusive guy. I been on here a while but rarely comment.

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BruisedGiraffe's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML


I agree, your life sucks (246752) - you deserved it (16903)

On 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76129) - you deserved it (8477)

On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML


I agree, your life sucks (15150) - you deserved it (39871)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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