About BruisedGiraffe : Not much to say, I'm a reclusive guy. I been on here a while but rarely comment.
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Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
by Anonymous / 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
by Damn_her / 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
by loser / 10/29/2008 at 7:08am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
- Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by… Today, I realized the only reason I have a job is because I'm seeing my bosses daughter but she's a… Today, my boss called me in to work on my only day off in two weeks. After working more than a full…