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BrittanyChayanne

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BrittanyChayanne

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2703
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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BrittanyChayanne's favorite FMLs

Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML

#20026833
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23274) - you deserved it (1523)

On 08/17/2012 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML

#20024961
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28326) - you deserved it (1798)

On 08/16/2012 at 6:36pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

#20024681
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31521) - you deserved it (7518)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

#20023605
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22606) - you deserved it (1574)

On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

#20023605
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22606) - you deserved it (1574)

On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML

#20023182
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26428) - you deserved it (2692)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

#20023096
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34616) - you deserved it (2916)

On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my father tried to secretly follow me all day, because he doesn't believe that I have any "real" errands to run or friends to meet with. He's actually convinced that I'm living some secret double life with another family. FML

#20022416
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22778) - you deserved it (1524)

On 08/15/2012 at 11:15am - misc - by Bree - United States

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

#20022255
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29524) - you deserved it (3168)

On 08/15/2012 at 7:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

#20020549
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19023) - you deserved it (1549)

On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

#20020311
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24565) - you deserved it (6918)

On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

#20020225
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34276) - you deserved it (1792)

On 08/14/2012 at 5:06am - love - by cclllc (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29832) - you deserved it (4562)

On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

#20018594
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26489) - you deserved it (1810)

On 08/13/2012 at 11:20am - love - by millie219 (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

#20018436
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37095) - you deserved it (5036)

On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia



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