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Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 6:36pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)
Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)
Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was hanging out with my brother and his friends. While we were walking to the store, there was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra had snapped, and I had to hold back tears of pain and pretend I was just as confused as they were, while they searched for the source of the sound. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia
Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my father tried to secretly follow me all day, because he doesn't believe that I have any "real" errands to run or friends to meet with. He's actually convinced that I'm living some secret double life with another family. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 11:15am - misc - by Bree - United States
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
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On 08/15/2012 at 7:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 5:06am - love - by cclllc (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML
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On 08/13/2012 at 11:20am - love - by millie219 (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
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On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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On 08/13/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by brooke - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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