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BrittanyChayanne

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BrittanyChayanne

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2115
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today... mah mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. mega FML

#14985467
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10081) - you deserved it (58970)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... mah roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door an lying motionless in a bathtub full of water an red coloring. When I went... horrified... to take a closer look... he lunged at me an screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47071) - you deserved it (5601)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was my daugter's brtday . Se ad been wanting a cat fir a long time, so I went to te animal selter an got an orange one . As soon as se saw it, se ran upstair screaming, ( GINGER! GINGER! ) Se refuse to come downstair until I get rid of ( te soulles creature . ) FML

#14644616
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35485) - you deserved it (7813)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I cummed ome to my wife crying!! Se ad mixed up our newborn twin grls and couldn't tell wic was wic!! I looked at te grls!! Nieter could I!! FML

#12953032
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52313) - you deserved it (7872)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

2day I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like... every single month." FML

Taday I was babysitting a new child . I guess she heard me tell her parent about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry spread it all over the stair leading to where her fort was and walkd around with a baseball bat coverd in it so I couldn't come near her . real FML

#7212033
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34687) - you deserved it (2931)

On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France

Taday my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, mah boyfriend told me he likes having sex during mah period because it makes him feel lyk he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (4134)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today , I got out of the shower to fine my cat staring up at me . Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her , so she jumped up an clawed an tried to bite it . FML

#5189788
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41236) - you deserved it (6735)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

while emailing mah very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, mah hand slippd . Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML

#4956234
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37531) - you deserved it (10352)

On 08/31/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , mah 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

#4685696
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56572) - you deserved it (42373)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took a cuta girl out to an arcada data, an marcilassly dominatd har in avary gama thara to tha point sha rafusd to talk to ma aftarwards. Gamar Prida:1 - Gatting Laid:0. fat FML

#4673205
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (92098)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me fir ( Wasting food that I'm not paying for. ) FML

#4663591
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48562) - you deserved it (10358)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:43pm - health - by Rainbow92 (woman) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in mah grade were commenting on mah photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation an they planned a whole social event. On mah photo. I wasn't invited. FML

#3669068
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46480) - you deserved it (3871)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by laurraaa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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