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Brandi_Faith

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6280
  • Number of comments : 1559
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Brandi_Faith : I am a Christian, I love watching movies and tv; love action movies, romance, comedies, a bit of it all. I love to read and read a few books a month; I like reading fiction and like new book as well as the classics like Jane Austin & The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. I love music and like to sing; I love leading worship at church. I like to play piano although I'm not that great at it yet. I like travelling although I haven't done much and would love to travel Europe. I like watching hockey. I absolutely adore my puppy, he's a Yorkipoo and is one of the best things in my life. I love to spend time with my family, and love spending time with my nieces and nephews. Proud to be Canadian!

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Brandi_Faith's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31106) - you deserved it (2491)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house while he was at work, and put on his pants to make some tea. As I took my hot tea and laptop upstairs, the pants slowly started to fall down. I had to keep climbing with my pants around my knees, and shuffle awkwardly past my boyfriend's father. FML

#21399154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25040) - you deserved it (7704)

On 04/24/2015 at 6:38pm - misc - by Bullet4MyChemaMo - Ireland (Cork)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

#21393865
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30044) - you deserved it (3338)

On 04/15/2015 at 12:17am - kids - by mommylife (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

#21391716
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33748) - you deserved it (2495)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

#21391420
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26796) - you deserved it (2868)

On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

#21390121
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30031) - you deserved it (3739)

On 04/08/2015 at 5:17pm - misc - by Notre_Dame_714 - United States

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

#21386936
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32073) - you deserved it (3394)

On 04/03/2015 at 9:41am - health - by Ravhi Karia - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my pyromaniac sister somehow got her hands on my dad's lighter and set my bed sheets on fire. My dad said I must have provoked her, and that she can't be blamed for her mental condition. So now I'm grounded, and she has a new doll house to calm her down. FML

#21382751
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31223) - you deserved it (1965)

On 03/28/2015 at 12:39am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

#21382528
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24284) - you deserved it (5321)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:19pm - work - by screwedupfuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea and had to go to the toilet. My mum texted me while I was still in the toilet saying, "We all heard you". FML

#21378919
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27330) - you deserved it (2239)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm - misc - by poop - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (326) - you deserved it (9961)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML

#21366066
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45958) - you deserved it (2111)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

#21365151
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37795) - you deserved it (4515)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

#21364892
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28624) - you deserved it (3231)

On 02/27/2015 at 10:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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