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Brandi_Faith

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3665
  • Number of comments : 868
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Brandi_Faith : I am a Christian and Christ is the center of my life. I love watching movies and tv; love action movies, romance, comedies, a bit of it all. I love to read and read a few books a month; I like reading fiction and like new book as well as the classics like Jane Austin & The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. I love music and like to sing; I love leading worship at church. I like to play piano although I'm not that great at it yet. I like travelling although I haven't done much and would love to travel Europe. I like watching hockey. I absolutely adore my puppy, he's a Yorkipoo and is one of the best things in my life. I love to spend time with my family, and love spending time with my nieces and nephews. Proud to be Canadian!

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Brandi_Faith's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML

#21304265
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28837) - you deserved it (13934)

On 11/23/2014 at 1:10am - misc - by KilledTheMoment - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

#21301904
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36620) - you deserved it (2584)

On 11/19/2014 at 3:27am - love - by MissAggravared - United States (Idaho)

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML

#21290608
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32267) - you deserved it (2882)

On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

#21290313
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35358) - you deserved it (3139)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML

#21281163
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28910) - you deserved it (7437)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

#21280817
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33122) - you deserved it (5633)

On 10/19/2014 at 12:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

#21280696
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35734) - you deserved it (3575)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34454) - you deserved it (3449)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

#21261532
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32431) - you deserved it (7678)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm - misc - by camerashyguy - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

#21261512
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35988) - you deserved it (3372)

On 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm - misc - by failingdaily - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

#21260464
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49525) - you deserved it (4713)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

#21260355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41204) - you deserved it (4338)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

#21260160
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34138) - you deserved it (3891)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was checking out of a hotel when I saw some complementary mints. They weren't mints. They were glass beads. FML



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