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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4531
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Brandi_Faith : I am a Christian and Christ is the center of my life. I love watching movies and tv; love action movies, romance, comedies, a bit of it all. I love to read and read a few books a month; I like reading fiction and like new book as well as the classics like Jane Austin & The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. I love music and like to sing; I love leading worship at church. I like to play piano although I'm not that great at it yet. I like travelling although I haven't done much and would love to travel Europe. I like watching hockey. I absolutely adore my puppy, he's a Yorkipoo and is one of the best things in my life. I love to spend time with my family, and love spending time with my nieces and nephews. Proud to be Canadian!

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Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm - misc - by Annomymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML


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On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML


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On 01/12/2015 at 9:47pm - misc - by downinthedumps - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a first date, only for us to find the restaurant wasn't open on New Year's Day. My date suggested going to the mall instead. We drove in our own cars. Me: the mall, him: home. I waited for 40 minutes before realising he'd stood me up. Happy New Year to me. FML


Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML


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On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML


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On 12/19/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML


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On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML


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On 12/14/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by konacoffee17 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML


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On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I discovered that the reason the phone I've had for a year takes such terrible and cloudy pictures is because I never took the plastic coating off the lens. FML

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML


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On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML


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On 11/30/2014 at 12:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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