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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4013
  • Number of comments : 971
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Brandi_Faith : I am a Christian and Christ is the center of my life. I love watching movies and tv; love action movies, romance, comedies, a bit of it all. I love to read and read a few books a month; I like reading fiction and like new book as well as the classics like Jane Austin & The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. I love music and like to sing; I love leading worship at church. I like to play piano although I'm not that great at it yet. I like travelling although I haven't done much and would love to travel Europe. I like watching hockey. I absolutely adore my puppy, he's a Yorkipoo and is one of the best things in my life. I love to spend time with my family, and love spending time with my nieces and nephews. Proud to be Canadian!

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Brandi_Faith's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

#21320377
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14910) - you deserved it (1719)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by embarrassed - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27054) - you deserved it (2492)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

#21317090
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27962) - you deserved it (2515)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by konacoffee17 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

#21313211
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36401) - you deserved it (3591)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I discovered that the reason the phone I've had for a year takes such terrible and cloudy pictures is because I never took the plastic coating off the lens. FML

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

#21308801
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32642) - you deserved it (4221)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML

#21308491
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40213) - you deserved it (2554)

On 11/30/2014 at 12:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

#21307548
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32353) - you deserved it (3744)

On 11/28/2014 at 1:43pm - misc - by bullah007 (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML

#21304265
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31092) - you deserved it (15412)

On 11/23/2014 at 1:10am - misc - by KilledTheMoment - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

#21301904
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38004) - you deserved it (2605)

On 11/19/2014 at 3:27am - love - by MissAggravared - United States (Idaho)

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML

#21290608
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32387) - you deserved it (2885)

On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was shopping for a new deodorant, and this guy was standing in the way. He wouldn't move, so I crouched down to get the one I wanted, right when he did the most violent fart right in my face. Then his wife came over, made a face and he whispered, "I think that girl just farted". FML

#21290313
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35449) - you deserved it (3141)

On 11/02/2014 at 6:28am - health - by smellyhair - United Kingdom

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML

#21281163
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29511) - you deserved it (7817)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)



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