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About Br00tal666 : Sup? I'm a person. As human as you are. I listen to music 24/7 metal, rock, and techno punk is what I dig. I'm a MAGGOT for life!! I'm an Alternative kid, meaning "Fuck being normal!" I'm not emo, or goth. I'm just me. I'm not a lesbian just becasue I prefer to dress like a guy. I dress what I feel like. Ya dig? I'm a Sophomore. I'm single and NOT looking. I don't cyber, or send nude pics. I'm not Miley Cyrus or Vanessa Hudgens. Got it? I don't take people's bullshit, so that makes me a VERY bitchy person. I love to release my angry with violence. Anger management anyone? You know it. I'm pretty awesome once you get to know me, and weird if you don't.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Friday 27 November 2015