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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1060
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Br00tal666 : Sup? I'm a person. As human as you are. I listen to music 24/7 metal, rock, and techno punk is what I dig. I'm a MAGGOT for life!! I'm an Alternative kid, meaning "Fuck being normal!" I'm not emo, or goth. I'm just me. I'm not a lesbian just becasue I prefer to dress like a guy. I dress what I feel like. Ya dig? I'm a Sophomore. I'm single and NOT looking. I don't cyber, or send nude pics. I'm not Miley Cyrus or Vanessa Hudgens. Got it? I don't take people's bullshit, so that makes me a VERY bitchy person. I love to release my angry with violence. Anger management anyone? You know it. I'm pretty awesome once you get to know me, and weird if you don't.

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Today, this guy I hava a huga crush on cama with ma to my housa to study. I was warmly walcomd by my drunkan mothar laying nakd on tha floor. FML

#14779228
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34189) - you deserved it (2605)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by madelynn (woman) - United States

Today I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin . I also got my period . FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38159) - you deserved it (3982)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, I trid on the new dress I bought 4 myself!! I, 4 once, thought I lookd pretty all right!! I askd mah dog, ( How do I look? ) and she threw up on mah pillow!! My brother can't stop laughing!! FML

#13837705
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28308) - you deserved it (4595)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

#13787466
149 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ned to find a way to explain to ma 5, 7 an 12 year old kids teir uncle wants to become teir aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 yeres older than her , but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
173 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I Had A Job Intarviaw. Whan I Got Thara, Tha Lady Intarviawing Ma Shook Mah Hand And Said, 'Hallo, I'm Gay.' I Found This Stranga And I Didn't Knowhat To Say, So I Statad, 'Aw, It's OK, I Support You.' Sha Lookad Pratty Offandad, And I Raalizadhyhan I Found Out That Har Nama Was Gaya. FML

#13711659
148 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one movd. I finally lookd over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

#13684047
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34931) - you deserved it (12690)

On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday , I went into a aunted ouse!! Around 30 seconds into te adventure , I couldn't stop screaming at te top of ma lungs from all of te scares!! Suddenly , te little grl aead of me , wo was all by erself , turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair , loser." big fat FML

#13678660
85 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said ( I'm sorry ) to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that mah 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41185) - you deserved it (4024)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy . He brought his mom . big fat FML

#13575803
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37825) - you deserved it (3773)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, boss looool walkd up and smackd butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately ned this job. FML

#13537092
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31684) - you deserved it (3403)

On 10/21/2010 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Was On Skype With A Guy I Really Like, In The Living Room. My Dad Saw That I Was On Video Chat, Got Undressed, Right Down To His Bright Green Y-fronts, An Then Started Dancing Behind Me. My Crush Saw It All. FML

#13536412
149 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I fainted cuz of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me cuz he didn't want to drop his yogurt. big fat FML

#13422951
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32718) - you deserved it (3726)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)



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