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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 804
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Br00tal666 : Sup? I'm a person. As human as you are. I listen to music 24/7 metal, rock, and techno punk is what I dig. I'm a MAGGOT for life!! I'm an Alternative kid, meaning "Fuck being normal!" I'm not emo, or goth. I'm just me. I'm not a lesbian just becasue I prefer to dress like a guy. I dress what I feel like. Ya dig? I'm a Sophomore. I'm single and NOT looking. I don't cyber, or send nude pics. I'm not Miley Cyrus or Vanessa Hudgens. Got it? I don't take people's bullshit, so that makes me a VERY bitchy person. I love to release my angry with violence. Anger management anyone? You know it. I'm pretty awesome once you get to know me, and weird if you don't.

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Today, this guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML

#14779228
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33975) - you deserved it (2591)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by madelynn (woman) - United States

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37905) - you deserved it (3976)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28164) - you deserved it (4578)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47262) - you deserved it (17362)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49801) - you deserved it (9438)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45409) - you deserved it (3982)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

#13711659
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34681) - you deserved it (16310)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

#13684047
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34737) - you deserved it (12639)

On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

#13678660
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9586) - you deserved it (37098)

On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32382) - you deserved it (3132)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

#13589464
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40881) - you deserved it (4013)

On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

#13575803
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35769) - you deserved it (3585)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

#13537092
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30246) - you deserved it (3288)

On 10/21/2010 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

#13536412
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35206) - you deserved it (6599)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

#13422951
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32523) - you deserved it (3714)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)



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