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Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML


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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML


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On 10/07/2011 at 3:02pm - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML


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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML


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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML


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On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML


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On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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