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  • Number of visits : 10063
  • Number of comments : 573
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 87 posted

About BntyHntrSeattle : I play piano.

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Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27590) - you deserved it (3413)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

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On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33682) - you deserved it (11552)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

#21376924
37 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by Speechless - United States (California)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

#21376328
109 comments

Today, an old friend of mine landed in Spain, where he's visiting me. After a few minutes talking about where we should meet, we realized the reason he couldn't figure out where it was, was probably due to the fact that he was in Barcelona. I live in Madrid. FML

#21371100
85 comments

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On 03/09/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Spain (Aragon)

Today, I discovered my friends have contests to see who can photoshop my pictures to make them even uglier. FML

#21370101
86 comments

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML

#21364287
160 comments

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML

#21362525
44 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 11:15am - health - by novaguy - United States

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

#21354162
67 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I have spent so much time watching Scooby Doo with my son that I actually used the word "zoinks". FML

#21352876
66 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 6:07pm - kids - by brazo667 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

#21347496
46 comments

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On 01/31/2015 at 9:43pm - health - by Lunab123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29202) - you deserved it (7234)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)



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