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Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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On 04/08/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by psychoticbiatch - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 10:10pm - misc - by Millian2 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:59am - health - by bdogge99 - United States (Washington)
Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
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On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)
Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML
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On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States
Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
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Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States
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