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Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML


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On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML


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On 06/07/2015 at 11:13pm - animals - by terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML


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On 06/06/2015 at 10:37am - love - by sad and hungry (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML


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On 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML

Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML


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On 05/30/2015 at 6:59am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML


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On 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML


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On 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by ugh - United States (Michigan)

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML


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On 05/21/2015 at 6:48am - work - by pgmonster - United States (California)

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML


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On 05/20/2015 at 2:47pm - work - by farf -

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML


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On 05/19/2015 at 7:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML


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On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

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