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by Anonymous / 11/07/2015 at 12:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Nuts / 11/06/2015 at 9:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I set my car's speed to 125km/h to pass the speed camera announced by a road sign. Sure of myself, for a laugh I flipped the bird as I went by. When the flash went off, I realised that the speed limit was 110 km/h, not the usual 130 km/h. FML
by yvon la moto / 11/06/2015 at 5:26am / Spain (Madrid) / Transportation
Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML
by mottephobe / 11/06/2015 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MyLifeSucksSoHar / 10/30/2015 at 9:49pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Natasha / 10/29/2015 at 4:58am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by idontmakethedresscode / 10/23/2015 at 4:17am / United States (California) / Work
by loko0909 / 10/20/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by PoorGal / 10/19/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/18/2015 at 10:23am / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML
by StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing / 10/14/2015 at 12:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 9:25am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by kissandcontrol01 / 10/10/2015 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2015 at 11:10am / United States (Florida) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break… Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I… Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to…