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by Anonymous / 11/07/2015 at 12:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Nuts / 11/06/2015 at 9:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I set my car's speed to 125km/h to pass the speed camera announced by a road sign. Sure of myself, for a laugh I flipped the bird as I went by. When the flash went off, I realised that the speed limit was 110 km/h, not the usual 130 km/h. FML
by yvon la moto / 11/06/2015 at 5:26am / Spain (Madrid) / Transportation
Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML
by mottephobe / 11/06/2015 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by MyLifeSucksSoHar / 10/30/2015 at 9:49pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Natasha / 10/29/2015 at 4:58am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by idontmakethedresscode / 10/23/2015 at 4:17am / United States (California) / Work
by loko0909 / 10/20/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by PoorGal / 10/19/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/18/2015 at 10:23am / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML
by StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing / 10/14/2015 at 12:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 9:25am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by kissandcontrol01 / 10/10/2015 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2015 at 11:10am / United States (Florida) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, at daycare, a mother congratulated me for having such a kind and well-behaved little girl.…