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About BntyHntrSeattle : I play piano. That's me :)

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Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43053) - you deserved it (4707)

On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51964) - you deserved it (13580)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44627) - you deserved it (4986)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my eight-year-old brother told his classmates that I have cancer. Nope, just really bad acne. FML

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML


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On 09/14/2014 at 11:32am - love - by jgboy - United States (Illinois)

Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML


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On 09/06/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by why me? - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML


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On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40118) - you deserved it (15427)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41246) - you deserved it (3514)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML


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On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the man I have been in love with for years came to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal. Too bad it ended with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

Today, I have really painful pimples on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist, and every note causes excruciating pain. FML


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On 07/25/2014 at 10:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a face time. Busted. FML


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On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML


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On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

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