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BntyHntrSeattle

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BntyHntrSeattle

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10035
  • Number of comments : 573
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 87 posted

About BntyHntrSeattle : I play piano.

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BntyHntrSeattle's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

#21497342
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29591) - you deserved it (1902)

On 11/27/2015 at 1:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous - France (Corse)

Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML

#21495350
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23786) - you deserved it (1419)

On 11/21/2015 at 11:54pm - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML

#21489438
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23083) - you deserved it (1710)

On 11/07/2015 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

#21489395
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23046) - you deserved it (2966)

On 11/06/2015 at 9:55pm - kids - by Nuts (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML

#21489081
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (2952)

On 11/06/2015 at 1:19am - misc - by mottephobe - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I don't have enough financial aid to continue going to college past this semester. I'm one semester away from graduating. FML

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

#21485715
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23000) - you deserved it (6464)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:58am - intimacy - by Natasha (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

#21485281
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25151) - you deserved it (3299)

On 10/28/2015 at 12:11am - misc - by welp - United States (Missouri)

Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML

#21483299
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (6049)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:17am - work - by idontmakethedresscode - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me. That would have been fine, if we hadn't just moved in with his mother a week ago to save money. FML

Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML

#21481830
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24500) - you deserved it (5414)

On 10/19/2015 at 2:04pm - work - by PoorGal (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML

#21481410
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25177) - you deserved it (5213)

On 10/18/2015 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML

#21479981
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23549) - you deserved it (2173)

On 10/14/2015 at 12:22pm - love - by StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

#21478550
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27293) - you deserved it (3027)

On 10/11/2015 at 9:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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