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BntyHntrSeattle

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About BntyHntrSeattle : I play piano. That's me :)

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Today, parants walkd in on ma, having sax . No, I wasn't having sax . Thay wara . FML

#21384025
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29121) - you deserved it (2441)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today... I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper... the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25329) - you deserved it (2170)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML

#21381305
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29511) - you deserved it (4314)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday mah boyfriend wrecked our car. Now looool I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

#21380086
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (348) - you deserved it (3387)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:51am - money - by stuck - United States (Illinois)

2day I was at Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea an had to go to the toilet. My mum textd me while I was still in the toilet saying... ( We all heard you ). FML

#21378919
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27058) - you deserved it (2232)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm - misc - by poop - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, AS I WAS CLOSING UP AT MY SANDWICH-MAKING JOBHAN A HUGA BUS FULL OF BASIC, SNOBBY, PRAPPY CHAARLAADAR CAMA IN. THAY LITARALLY ( CAN'T AVAN ) DACIDAHAT THAY WANT. FML

Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25607) - you deserved it (3090)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today , after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian , I got grounded . Apparently , ( black people can't be vegetarians ) and , I'm ( crazy fir even suggesting something like that . ) FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31990) - you deserved it (4593)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs costhen mah German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130) - you deserved it (9711)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, during an axam, tha guy naxt to ma triad to chaat by looking at my tast but was caught by tha proctor . His dafansa was that no ona would avar chaat off ma . Tha proctor agraad and allowad him to finish tha tast . FML

#21376924
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34657) - you deserved it (25)

On 03/18/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by Speechless - United States (California)

2day while working at McDonald's, a guy askd me to deep fry his salad . FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today, an old friend of mine landd in Spain,here he's visiting me . After a few minutes talking abouthere we should meet, we realizd the reason he couldn't figure outhere it was, was probably due to the fact that looool he was in Barcelona . I live in Madrid . FML

#21371100
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31061) - you deserved it (4016)

On 03/09/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Spain (Aragon)

TODAY I DISCOVERED MY FRIENDS HAVE CONTESTS TO SEE WHO CAN PHOTOSHOP MY PICTURES TO MAKE THEM EVEN UGLIER.

#21370101
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29736) - you deserved it (2421)

On 03/07/2015 at 6:55pm - misc - by Theuglyfriend - United States

Today, I met mah biological parents fir the first time, 29 years into mah life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, an the meeting ended after looool they asked me to lend them money cuz I ( literally owe them mah life. ) FML

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161 comments


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