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BntyHntrSeattle

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4153
  • Number of comments : 535
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 84 posted

About BntyHntrSeattle : I play piano. That's me :)

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BntyHntrSeattle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

#21245090
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26128) - you deserved it (9049)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

#21244154
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33860) - you deserved it (2725)

On 08/24/2014 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on my first day at as a photo editor at a print store, I had to spend over an hour editing a full shoot of a fat man eating a baguette in a bathtub, closeups included. FML

#21242471
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33073) - you deserved it (3154)

On 08/21/2014 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the man I have been in love with for years came to me with a beautiful ring and a heartfelt proposal. Too bad it ended with an eager, "So do you think he'll say yes?" FML

Today, I have really painful pimples on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist, and every note causes excruciating pain. FML

#21220657
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37436) - you deserved it (4482)

On 07/25/2014 at 10:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a face time. Busted. FML

#21208909
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28329) - you deserved it (44847)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Ob3nie - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

#21194564
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55847) - you deserved it (5176) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

#21192141
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41625) - you deserved it (5784)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my roommate's pets conspired against me. "The dog ate my homework" has apparently become too clichéd for them. The new excuses are, "My cat chewed through my laptop power cable" and "the gecko ate my pen drive." FML

#21171341
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40611) - you deserved it (4417)

On 06/11/2014 at 8:00pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML

#21126504
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54019) - you deserved it (3339)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML

#21117292
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41506) - you deserved it (5057)

On 04/19/2014 at 4:12pm - love - by snore - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, and he was taking a shower. I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and ended having to shit in a plastic bag. FML

#21044466
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47597) - you deserved it (21005)

On 01/29/2014 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML

#21019530
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38668) - you deserved it (7361)

On 01/06/2014 at 9:25pm - kids - by peepeepainter - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

#21016927
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39947) - you deserved it (16038)

On 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by awkwardpartybear (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML

#20999870
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50984) - you deserved it (3329)

On 12/21/2013 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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