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BlueBomber
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Number of visits : 585
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BlueBomber : I used to be a lab assistant, but now I save the world from malprogrammed Robot Masters full-time!

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Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13900) - you deserved it (5628)

On 02/27/2010 at 9:03pm - health - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23487) - you deserved it (5842)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15285) - you deserved it (1772)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:48am - misc - by Oze (man) - United States (Oregon)



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