Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About BlueBomber : I used to be a lab assistant, but now I save the world from malprogrammed Robot Masters full-time!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six years. FML
Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
Monday 1 September 2014