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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2061
  • Number of comments : 470
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BlowinChronic : Sup, I'm Patrick and I'm here for a laugh. I really don't care what you think about my comments but something about them must have made you come here... I'm a pretty chill guy who likes playing basketball and listening to music. I also love cars and driving fast... That's about it. You can message me on kik if you really find me interesting enough to talk to haha @PatrickChandler.

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Taday I took my grlfriend to looool meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and endd up crying to my mum about how I can't please her cuz I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

#20933730
115 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

today I woke up wit a raging angover . I soon cecked ma pone.. . only to find tat I'd drunkenly sent nude picture to several friends' numbers.. . as well as to ma own . I'd ten replied to ma own message.. . saying tat I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off . FML

#20925183
80 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML

I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends,hen I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, an he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, an it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
116 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

Today I got harassd an screamd at by a middle-agd man for parking in a spot close to the store because he wantd the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries !! He took a photo an vowd to report me to the authorities !! FML

#20746334
76 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 12:23pm - work - by couch girl - Singapore

Today, I walkd in on mah grandma playing with herself. Every time I close mah eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. mega FML

#20739366
150 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, mah drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into mah now-mauled face. mega FML

#20739340
35 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his finger playing with Play-Doh . FML

#20735100
120 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today... my sister cummed to stay wit me in my apartment for te last few weeks of er difficult pregnancy. However se didn't tell me se was bringing er two dogs... er jackass of a usband... my bratty nepew and an inflatable kiddie pool so se could ave a natural water birt in my living room. FML

#20733830
96 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29 , my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
440 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrivd in the mail. We burid her yesterday. FML

#20731352
169 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML

#20723014
149 comments

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On 06/13/2013 at 3:05am - health - by _Tatyana_ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was on my bike. As I'm rolling troug an intersection , some assat in a pickup runs looool te rd ligt and its me. Instead of getting out and elping me , te guy ops out , takes a look at me lying in te street , steals my at and drives off. Tat was my favorite at. mega FML

#20720945
120 comments

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On 06/12/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by Are you f*cking kidding me (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to te local parmacy to buy some condoms. Wen I went to go purcase tem, te elderly lady beind te counter took one look at me and said, ( Honey, your your own brt control. ) FML

#20715175
82 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

#20712154
191 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous - United States



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