About Blowinchronic
Sup, I'm Patrick and I'm here for a laugh. I really don't care what you think about my comments but something about them must have made you come here... I'm a pretty chill guy who likes playing basketball and listening to music. I also love cars and driving fast... That's about it. You can message me on kik if you really find me interesting enough to talk to haha @PatrickChandler.
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Blowinchronic's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a man in an army uniform. As a bit of a patriot, I went up to thank him for his service. After about 10 minutes of me going on and on, he started laughing. He wasn't a soldier. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 18 December 2012 07:48 / United States

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 October 2013 17:30 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

By Madster15 / Sunday 15 September 2013 06:05 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

By WasntMe / Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:15 / United States

Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML

By couch girl / Tuesday 25 June 2013 16:23 / Singapore - Singapore