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Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML
by why... / 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
by KenzFell / 06/05/2012 at 3:27am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by whattheheck / 06/04/2012 at 12:34am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by Monkey253100 / 06/03/2012 at 10:47am / France / Health
Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML
by ilovezim29 / 06/03/2012 at 3:45am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Grrrawrwtf / 06/03/2012 at 12:25am / United States / Money
by lol112 / 06/02/2012 at 8:47am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by choldcreations / 03/07/2010 at 9:12am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by ugh / 03/04/2010 at 7:00pm / United States / Love
by grounded. / 03/02/2010 at 1:46am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
by :( / 03/01/2010 at 7:14pm / United Kingdom (Blackpool) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by aaalias34 / 02/26/2010 at 6:13am / United States (California) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…