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Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I beggd my friend to sell me her breast milk .

Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room . I think they were more surprised by the box of naughty toys under my bed . FML

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On 09/30/2013 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by A.Summers (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today , I Discoverd That I Have Caught Head Lice From Mah Son. Unfortunately , They R Living In Mah Chest Hair. FML

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On 09/30/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by hairy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, while I was pet-sitting fir mah boyfriend's parents, one of there dogs killed one looool of there kittens. FML

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On 09/30/2013 at 12:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got proposd to!! I have been dating my boyfriend 4 3 years and we have 2 kids!! It was perfect, except it was my ex-boyfriendho proposd to me!! mega FML

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On 09/30/2013 at 10:47am - love - by courtnayy (woman) - United States

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML

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On 09/30/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by sothisishowidie - Guam

Today, my dad askd me to stop calling him "dad" cuz it’s too wierd 4 his girlfriend’s kids to hear, cuz they call him dad. FML

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On 09/30/2013 at 4:04am - kids - by meens42 - United States

Today, I got pard up wit a coworker for a tree-mont project. All e talks about is ow attractive ma looool grlfriend is and wat e would do wit er. FML

#20901560
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On 09/30/2013 at 2:02am - work - by 3 More Months (man) - United States (California)

Today at work as a cashier I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye an said ( Nice melons. ) FML

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On 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by Nice Melons (woman) - United States

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

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On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML

#20900504
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On 09/29/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a stranger pulld me out of te pat of a speeding taxicab. He ten took one look at my face, said, "I sould've left you tere", looool and walkd away. FML

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On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

Today, I texted a cute picture of boyfriend an me to mom, wo lives very far away. Se replied saying tat Potosop skills r great, but tat I don't need to go so far to pretend tat anyone would date me, an tat tere's no same in bieng single at 25. FML

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On 09/29/2013 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was all set to loose my virginity to my girlfriend!! I was ecstatic, until she threatend to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her!! The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to loose my boner and have to leave in shame!! FML

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195 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by :( (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend . She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger . She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no . FML

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On 09/28/2013 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Serbia



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