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Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML
by rejected / 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML
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- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.…