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Ben360
  • Town/Country : North Dakota, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1588
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (125960) - you deserved it (22966)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5835) - you deserved it (20267)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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