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Ben360's favorite FMLs

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

By desperate905 / Tuesday 21 February 2012 08:10 / Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 September 2011 17:30 / United States

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

By nyaahaha / Friday 2 September 2011 03:44 / United States

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 22 September 2011 16:33 / United States

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 22 September 2011 05:20 / United States