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Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML
by Heartbroken / 06/19/2011 at 10:17pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
by anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by longlostkid556 / 06/05/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by coolbeans123 / 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm / Singapore / Animals
by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML
by howler / 02/15/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML
by datingamoron / 02/14/2011 at 2:14am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm / South Africa / Animals
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
by sadinmass / 11/13/2010 at 8:24am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love