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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 September 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1820
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

#17804369
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21948) - you deserved it (2583)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the new management position I'm supposed to start in two days was delayed for a month and a half. I already quit my current job and called my boss gay. FML

#17801951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8822) - you deserved it (47770)

On 09/22/2011 at 1:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28023) - you deserved it (4234)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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186 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

#17624611
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23016) - you deserved it (6748)

On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31102) - you deserved it (4006)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30116) - you deserved it (5650)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34786) - you deserved it (6858)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

#17281268
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25008) - you deserved it (3114)

On 07/27/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by ladytyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12931) - you deserved it (34454)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30935) - you deserved it (5237)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32794) - you deserved it (8198)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
235 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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