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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 March 1980 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1330
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BeautifulDizaztr : I'm an avid gamerchick who's always looking for the next ass to kick. If you're up for playing, then you can look me up: myra2025 on both the xbox and PS3. Fair warning, I curse A LOT so if you're easily offended, then don't f***ing bother.
(and NO...I don't have MW2 goddamn it!)

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Today, I was patting my kitten who was asleep underneath the blanket on my lap. My roommate walked in and gave me disgusted look. She thought I was playing with myself. FML

#13624722
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22092) - you deserved it (5792)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:00am - intimacy - by djoe - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

#13622305
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21325) - you deserved it (14209)

On 10/28/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by unsatisfying (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

#13185794
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23048) - you deserved it (7139)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

#13184282
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (13249)

On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

#13083989
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28589) - you deserved it (3007)

On 09/17/2010 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)



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