About Beatlemaniac1964 : Other then everyone I love, what I care most about is MUSIC.
The Beatles are my gods.
I also love The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Cream, The Kinks, Foreigner, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan... the list goes on.
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Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML
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On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by ITalkGood - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, I updated a e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML
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On 09/12/2009 at 1:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML
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On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)
Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I'm hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then I fainted. FML
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On 06/05/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by Emcee (man) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML
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On 05/29/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
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On 04/26/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - United States (Ohio)
Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)
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