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Beatlemaniac1964

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Beatlemaniac1964

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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store . A clerk cummed up to ask if I needed help . I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag . FML

#17497586
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (11240)

On 08/17/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by aprilfools22 - United States (California)

Today, In Front Of Family And Friends, As I Got Down On One Knee, My Grlfriend Fainted. Her Father, A Lawyer, Rushed Over And Said, "Anything She Says Fir The Next 72 Hours Is Not Legally Binding" Andhisked Her Away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39752) - you deserved it (2816)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working the register looool at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" fat FML

#16690191
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33791) - you deserved it (3900)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

today I let mah new puppy outside 4 the first time. When I went to get him I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45009) - you deserved it (11359)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50438) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

I Bought A Dog To Make Me Feel Less Lonely. He Ran Away. FML

#16512093
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51691) - you deserved it (7482)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I Fell Asleep In Class. I'm The Teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14981) - you deserved it (43135)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today as I was walking out of a restaurant with boyfriend I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to boyfriend and said "Dude u and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

#16435033
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36650) - you deserved it (9343)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States

Today, mah girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funnyhen I laid out all looool of our spice on the bed. She now refuse to have sex. FML

#16200408
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21222) - you deserved it (62274)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today... I brought my grlfriend of four months home fir dinner to meet my parents. The frst thing my mom says to her? ( Oh my God... your real! ) FML

#16051471
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37081) - you deserved it (4498)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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230 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen!! FML

#15912541
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31200) - you deserved it (11539)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)



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