About BananaBeak : An 18 year old overgrown child from England, the land of wizards. My life consists of drinking, reading and watching 'Doctor Who' obsessively.
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Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2013 at 3:12pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Love
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
by poohanne / 01/12/2013 at 1:36am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad learned that it's possible to power a lightbulb with a potato. Since then, he's been going around the house removing all the plugs from the wall and plugging them into potatoes instead. He's absolutely baffled as to why it won't work. FML
by Darkandcold / 01/09/2013 at 2:23pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
by lovingthis / 01/09/2013 at 11:48am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by kk / 01/09/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by marisa / 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Love
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
by Les Miserables is so sad / 01/02/2013 at 6:38pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by AmberHavoc / 01/02/2013 at 10:01am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2012 at 10:02am / Australia / Kids
by Kate / 12/23/2012 at 3:24am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Kasey Eames / 12/23/2012 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by spellbound / 12/19/2012 at 9:59am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML
by Rhine / 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by ToughTitties / 12/14/2012 at 8:45am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Intimacy
- Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first… Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to… Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my…