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BabyC_2011
  • Town/Country : United States (washington)
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 March 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 421
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BabyC_2011 : Im Kendra, 18
swimming and dancing is what I do
Im probably the most random person ever :)
my favorite colors are lime green and florescent orange
I love anything neon
wanna know more just send me a message :)

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Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

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On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

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On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML

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On 11/08/2010 at 1:23pm - intimacy - by wow (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

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