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Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML
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On 11/29/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by comeuntome (woman) - United States
Today, I caught the train into the city. Halfway there some kids hopped on smelling of marijuana and alcohol. Their topic of discussion? How much pubic hair they had. FML
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On 11/29/2012 at 12:40am - kids - by fabs1171 - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
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On 11/24/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Whipped Cream - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML
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On 11/16/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Gangnam (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML
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On 11/16/2012 at 4:40am - misc - by mfischer (man) - United States
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 9:45pm - love - by Sexting Parents - United States (New Jersey)
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by WentInABush (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was severely chewed out by my boss because, according to him, I look down on him too often. I'm 6ft5. FML
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On 11/13/2012 at 4:23pm - work - by makiju - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)
Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by sadness1992 - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML
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On 11/04/2012 at 4:50am - love - by bigbum - Australia (Victoria)
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