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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • It's in the can!

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    61%
  • The return of the thumb

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    12%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    25%
  • 50 quality comments

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    54%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Beginner

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B5b0n35's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

By rollergirl13 / Saturday 11 January 2014 05:55 / United States - Fairbanks

Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

By Teddy - / Monday 26 November 2012 20:54 / United States - Gardner

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

By Whipped Cream / Saturday 24 November 2012 05:38 / United States - Charlotte

Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML

By cheated - / Friday 19 July 2013 17:34 / United States - Durham

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

By MoreActionThanMe / Tuesday 11 December 2012 00:04 / United States