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Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
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On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
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On 05/27/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
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On 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by ChubbyAmerican (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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On 04/26/2010 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Rowden (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 1:04am - intimacy - by VahnSeiro (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear - United States (Colorado)
Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my "wanker-stick" was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 6:18pm - intimacy - by kappaomicron (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I saw my dad help himself to a sex stamina drink. He and mom share the hotel bed next to mine. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 9:54am - intimacy - by windskurfer - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by FavreFan99 (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States
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