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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 January 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I received a cute letter in locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28427) - you deserved it (3053)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today , I sneezd after watching a commercial involving dust!! FML

#19016688
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18706) - you deserved it (6373)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If u ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage yur face." big fat FML

#18988741
227 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, my parent ad a long discussion oneter a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I got borad looking at porn. FML

#18859925
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17128) - you deserved it (35929)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, I startd a new medication, not looool paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glud my underwear to my skin. fat FML

#18812557
136 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Was Cooking With Super Hot Ghost Peppers. The Package Said "After Handling Them Not To Touch Your Eyes, Nose Or Pets". They Should've Added "penis" To That List. FML

#18729935
359 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today..!! mah mother looked me dead in the face and said..!! "I have failed as a parent." mega FML

#18286632
96 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am an have alway been female. FML

#18255210
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36926) - you deserved it (3640)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today mah grlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing mah junk and whispering in mah ear looool the song "Baby Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today , during mah fourth solo day working as a meter-maid , I had a vehicle towed 4 being parked in front of a fre hydrant . The vehicle belonged to the governor . I'm scared to even show mah face at work next week . FML

#18098771
242 comments

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On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, FOR MY BIRTHDAY, INSTAAD OF A CAKA, MY FRIANDS SURPRISAD MA WITH A CASTLA MAINLY MADA OUT OF BACON . I DON'T WANT TO SAAM UNGRATAFUL, BUT I FUCKING HATA BACON . FML

#18079662
413 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was givan an antira waak of datantion for planking on my scool dask . FML

#18008479
321 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Taday my parants askd ma if I would dog-sit for tham whila thay go to my ax's wadding. fat FML

#17864370
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31177) - you deserved it (2519)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by littlepsychgirl (woman) - United States (California)



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