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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 9340
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32061) - you deserved it (3364)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

#19016688
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20760) - you deserved it (6684)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

#18988741
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29517) - you deserved it (5408)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Jayde - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28463) - you deserved it (2918)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

#18859925
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18331) - you deserved it (38039)

On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

#18812557
137 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13319) - you deserved it (59582)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35571) - you deserved it (6893)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39228) - you deserved it (3817)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44963) - you deserved it (3515) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41628) - you deserved it (7942)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML

#18098771
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31483) - you deserved it (4681)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25455) - you deserved it (48714)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16403) - you deserved it (77845)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

#17864370
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34671) - you deserved it (2783)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by littlepsychgirl (woman) - United States (California)



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