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Aykula

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 August 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 595
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Aykula's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56421) - you deserved it (3588)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I uttered the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" in class. Moments later, I'd been called a "racist twerp" and kicked out of class by the same English teacher who once tried to have another kid suspended for using the word "titillate", because apparently it's "pornographic". FML

#20695090
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50992) - you deserved it (4213)

On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

#20564455
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43432) - you deserved it (18238)

On 03/28/2013 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

#19522939
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26332) - you deserved it (18874)

On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)



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