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Aya_Lulu
  • Town/Country : champaign, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 826
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

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216 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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218 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

#17253506
93 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by montextes - United States (Nevada)

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

#17253464
80 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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364 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

#17252613
142 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

#17249619
142 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 2:05am - love - by googlefreak54321 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

#17249343
185 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by handyman13 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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126 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It will be good for her." FML

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159 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by allycat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

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168 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

#17246685
98 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by 88_OP (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

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146 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

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365 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States



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