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Today, I have pink eye in both eyes, the stomach virus, and a cold. I'm also sitting at work because my boss "doesn't believe in sick days." FML

#20735203
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54715) - you deserved it (3538)

On 06/19/2013 at 1:23pm - health - by sicksicksick - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52152) - you deserved it (4103)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:48am - misc - by randinosaur - United States (Delaware)

Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45681) - you deserved it (5732)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)



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