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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Attica's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

#2116644
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62903) - you deserved it (3487)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I left the iron and ironing board in my room. While I was at school, my mom decided to do some ironing, and did it in my room for convenience. The iron needed water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser and poured it in. It was my secret vodka stash, and the iron caught on fire. FML

#782957
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21738) - you deserved it (71516)

On 04/03/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by healey16 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

#516952
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52933) - you deserved it (11941)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14574) - you deserved it (78701)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

#5060
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17881) - you deserved it (6342)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21626) - you deserved it (2998)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version



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