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Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML
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Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 9:33pm - work - by roundemup (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
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