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Astraphobe
  • Town/Country : Crnomelj, Slovenia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 October 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 377
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Astraphobe : Student at University of Ljubljana, Department of Philosophy, Interlanguage Studies course; avid reader of manga and S. King's books, selftitled music addict.

If you happen to dislike my thoughts and opinions - you're always welcome to berate someone else as I doubt that I'll give a damn.

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Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16189) - you deserved it (2858)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10511) - you deserved it (24499)

On 03/03/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Buttscratcher (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada



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