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About Astraphobe : Student at University of Ljubljana, Department of Philosophy, Interlanguage Studies course; avid reader of manga and S. King's books, selftitled music addict.
If you happen to dislike my thoughts and opinions - you're always welcome to berate someone else as I doubt that I'll give a damn.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Friday 2 October 2015