Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Ashamed_Sister

Offline (2 hours ago) | Search for a member

Ashamed_Sister

229Fucked!

Ashamed_SisterAshamed_Sister
  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 10503
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Ashamed_Sister : Sometimes I’m a confused girl, confused by a weird family. On most days, however, I just try to be a funny girl struggling with my live in order to get what I want.
The photo is a bit old. At that time I looked sweet and innocent, but my family already thought I have a dirty mouth… And since I like to play around with pics I do not only present to you the ashamed sister but the Vitruvian sister and the silenced sister, as well.

Ashamed_Sister's page activity

Visits<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - 2 hours ago<b>moiqbal</b> - 10 hours ago<b>mutiplyyou</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:46am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 5:16pm<b>heroqucas</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 6:12am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:09pm<b>Gladeryn</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 1:25pm<b>Vitrolicz</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:25am<b>rivimatt</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:07am<b>H3LL_K1D</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 6:55am<b>iMuffinKat</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 12:21pm<b>Rich531</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 5:36pm<b>AviatOfficial</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:27pm<b>Damafia</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 5:54am<b>ohsix06</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:20am<b>lfrider92</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 7:59pm<b>KneelToMyPotato</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 4:03pm<b>faerieonacid</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 3:45pm

Fucked!<b>lfrider92</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:59am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 8:36pm<b>mmlpfakeoutV2</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 3:30am<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:50pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 7:21pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 7:01pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 12:54pm<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 6:33am<b>HighlandShadows</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 12:49am<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 11:40pm<b>LeenYa</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 10:40am<b>xzanex</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 9:32am<b>Alex_________s16</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 1:22am<b>Berber260</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 11:19pm<b>FiFaguY</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 9:18pm<b>batman169</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 9:17pm<b>pureNed</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 4:40pm<b>grigri75</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 3:44pm

Ashamed_Sister's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of Ashamed_Sister's badges

Ashamed_Sister's favorite FMLs

Today, my 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test came back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML

#20777059
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66814) - you deserved it (11795)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend announced to everyone at dinner that she was no longer a virgin. This was news to everyone: her parents, siblings, best friend, and me. FML

#20742151
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70648) - you deserved it (4700)

On 06/23/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

#20719191
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90279) - you deserved it (7513)

On 06/11/2013 at 8:00am - intimacy - by notyourmom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32864) - you deserved it (69709)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML

#20692661
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68613) - you deserved it (15230)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I got to wash my ex-wife's dishes at her apartment while her new boyfriend played with my daughter in the living room. FML

#20689927
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56152) - you deserved it (12301)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML

#20533752
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38020) - you deserved it (2658)

On 03/06/2013 at 5:28pm - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML

#20514475
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41313) - you deserved it (5761)

On 02/20/2013 at 1:55am - intimacy - by jealouspussy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML

#20042115
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38870) - you deserved it (3695)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

#20037883
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27014) - you deserved it (1572)

On 08/23/2012 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - Ireland (Mayo)

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

#20031596
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22573) - you deserved it (5646)

On 08/20/2012 at 8:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML

#20025166
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25060) - you deserved it (1916)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by rainbows? more like shitstorms (man) - United States

Today, my sister and I were watching the Olympics. Michael Phelps was on the screen, and I was thinking how hot he is. My sister commented on how he looks so much like our brother. I can never look at either of them the same way ever again. FML

#19995813
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25849) - you deserved it (3887)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML

#19911168
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60275) - you deserved it (2777)

On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

#19783803
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12394) - you deserved it (33221)

On 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Rebecca (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: